Kookybite Innovation #10

If you’ve ever begun a fire evacuation for 50 students in response to a car alarm going off in the street outside, or wondered why your alarm clock is still beeping after you’ve hit the OFF switch, this digital version of the traditional servants bell board could be for you.

The spouse can’t wait for someone to invent it for me.


Update 17th May 2014: it’s finally been invented, according to this article although, if I may say, the interface is not a patch on the stately home elegance of Bleepfinder…

4 Responses to “Kookybite Innovation #10”

  1. 1 Peggy June 14, 2012 at 12:59 am

    I have been trying to train my SO to put his seat belt on BEFORE he starts the car so that the horrible high pitched bleep doesn’t go off and explode my hearing aid in my head!

    • 2 moiradancer June 14, 2012 at 11:29 am

      Hi Peggy, you have my sympathies on that one! Some bleeps are more objectionable than others, and many is the Glasgow taxi driver who has seen my impersonation of a woman being zapped in the head by alien death rays, upon opening the door of his cab.

      How are you getting on with your aids, are they working out for you?

  2. 3 cyborginafield June 18, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    haha brilliant! I will need one of them even with a C.I. I tell ya there are more weird noises oot there than I ever imagined possible!

    • 4 moiradancer June 19, 2012 at 5:53 pm

      I’m dying to hear some weird noises out in the wilds if we can get over to Bute this weekend, these new aids are the bees knees! Hope you’re enjoying the current brief respite from the freezing temperatures and rain 😉

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