It’s a turkey!

 

What do you call a Christmas candle in a dimly lit room full of cookiebiters?

A microphone.

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What do you call an obstruction in a hearing aid tube?

A blockade.

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How does the cookiebiter like their Yuletide pizza done?

Deep pan crisp and even.

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How did the stolen NHS hearing aid die?

It was flogged to deaf on eBay.

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Knock, knock

I said, KNOCK, KNOCK

Oh, forget it.

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What do Twitter trolls and a badly fitting earmould have in common?

They both give terrible feedback.

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A cookiebite woman with hearing aids walks into a bar…

…and straight back out again.

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What do Rudolph, Bambi and private hearing aids for cookiebiters have in common?

They’re two deer.

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What’s the difference between children and invisible hearing aids?

The latter should be heard and not seen.

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Why did the dropped hearing aids get ignored?

They fell on deaf ears.

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What do you call a faulty hearing aid battery charger connected to a trip wire?

A deaf trap.

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Okay, so that’s 11 of the best, but I got a bit carried away. Merry Christmas!