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Easter Bunny Loses Ears In Tragic Accident

The Easter Bunny lost his ears on Friday night, after they apparently became entangled in a chocolate egg wrapping machine during a last minute rush to meet this Sunday’s confectionery deadline. Paramedics were called to the scene, but frantic attempts to re-attach the ears failed when they were found to be contaminated with Walnut Whip. The batch of eggs he was working on at the time has now been destroyed.

There were fears that Easter would have to be called off, but surgeons treating the Easter Bunny in a Glasgow hospital say he is recovering well after being given a pair of NHS hearing aids. A hospital spokesperson said that, unusually, the decision to take a binaural fitting approach had been made purely for cosmetic reasons in this particular case.

Report courtesy of Reuters


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